A Time Warper left this Message at 3:30 P.M. on 1/5/09
Och! I've just returned from 1338 Scotland! Unfortunately, I was caught up in a siege and trapped in a castle, which means I didn't have the chance to send you a postcard. The English attacked us with everything! They even used CDs of the losers on "Scottish Bagpipe Idol" flung from a catapult, which I thought was most unfair. Of course, we defended ourselves by taunting them mercilessly in terrible fake English accents. We eventually gained the upper hand by yelling Scottish insults at them. Let's face it, calling someone a gobdaw is bound to break their spirit. Long story short, we won! They stopped attacking! Of course, then I had to stay longer to help prepare for the post-siege sale ("everything must go"). (*sigh*) A time traveler's work is never done. Catch ya later!